Today is New Sticker Thursday! because I made new stickers and it's Thursday...
As I creep and crawl in traffic while commuting to and from work, I see all these giant SUV's with these oval stickers that say 26.2 and 13.1. It just plain makes me angry. Isn't it hypocritical or at least ironic to wield on your 8 passenger SUV that you are driving alone, a sticker that proclaims you are into running for long distances? Blasphemous! Shouldn't that be on your $40 running shirt instead?
Today, that problem is solved. I fixed it for you. Two stickers you can justifiably mount on your Tahoe without any irony.
Blammo. 13.1....Miles Per Gallon. Available at http://www.cafepress.com/13point1mpg
26.2...miles per gallon...for your hybrid Tahoe. suuuure. Available at http://www.cafepress.com/26point2mpgEach sticker is $5.oo. A small price to pay for truth.
