New Sticker Thursday!

Wow wow wow! Three posts in one day? Boy are you lucky! Well when my creativity candle is burning, it burns at a full 16 lumens...and smells like sugar cookie.

Today is New Sticker Thursday! because I made new stickers and it's Thursday...

As I creep and crawl in traffic while commuting to and from work, I see all these giant SUV's with these oval stickers that say 26.2 and 13.1. It just plain makes me angry. Isn't it hypocritical or at least ironic to wield on your 8 passenger SUV that you are driving alone, a sticker that proclaims you are into running for long distances? Blasphemous! Shouldn't that be on your $40 running shirt instead?

Today, that problem is solved. I fixed it for you. Two stickers you can justifiably mount on your Tahoe without any irony.

Blammo. 13.1....Miles Per Gallon. Available at http://www.cafepress.com/13point1mpg


26.2...miles per gallon...for your hybrid Tahoe. suuuure. Available at http://www.cafepress.com/26point2mpg

Each sticker is $5.oo. A small price to pay for truth.

It is so rewarding to eat veggies that you grow yourself so we are trying again this season. Last season was disastrous, with all tomatoes stolen by creatures in the night, not one single fruit of our labors tasted. The season before that was great with tons of tomatoes grown and eaten by ourselves.

This year we are putting everything in containers, theoretically having the ability to move the veggie plants around to fool the veggie predators. I might even make spikes to keep them away from the veggies once they sprout, maybe even spray them with diluted hot sauce. I will not let some little creatures get the best of me!

We are also getting more ambitious with our garden contents. TWO types of tomatoes: German Johnson and Cherokee Purple, zucchini, gooseneck squash, pickling cucumbers and of course some basil. And no, you cannot have any. grow your own. it's very easy.

New Design: 13.1 Halfway Done

For all you geniuses (or for all of you that know a genius) that would like to show off that you are into half marathons, may I remind you that you are only halfway done! Go ahead and celebrate that you have done 50% of something. This is my 13.1 Halfway Done logo. Available on a variety of products. Great for you full marathoners to give to your half marathoner buddies.

My Store is Open! Keep me fed!

I will be selling all kinds of graphic designs on various products. I am also collaborating with some skilled graphic designers and engineers on more designs. I could use all your feedback on designs, products and pricing. Have an idea you want to see on a sticker or shirt? Leave a comment and I'll work with you!

Help keep me fed!

This first design is a response to all those oval stickers you see on SUVs with "26.2" and "13.1", which indicate that they presumably are into marathon and half marathon running. Well my first question is "If you are so into running, why are you driving???" Second question "Shouldn't your running mileage be on your shoe and your driving mileage be a sticker on your car?"

So let's be honest, you are driving because you hate running. Your total mileage of the week is 0.0. You don't want to contribute to your orthopedist's kid's college fund through knee surgery. Show your support through "0.0 Hate Running" products! And for goodness sakes, keep the running mileage down to 2 miles a pop at most and go swim instead!