Yeah, R2 helped destroy the Death Star but I have my own evil to fight. Whirlpool Energy Star dehumidifier! Now that's an enemy!
No I don't have lightsaber storage but I do have color changing LED's! One minute you're looking at blue and the next...red.
Yeah so he can project a hologram of Princess Leia. Big deal. Can he do this? Puuuhhhhhh....mist. moisturizing.
Well R2 has his legs and wheels but I think Archimedes said it best; "give me an extension cord long enough and somewhere to plug it in and I can roam the world."
