Been getting some complaints about my reviews being not lightning quick enough. I agree. After all, if Ernest Hemingway could write the greatest 6 word short story (For sale. baby shoes. never used.) the least I could do is make my review Twitterable, in 140 characters or less.
So from now on Lightning Quick Movie Reviews is LQMR. And redbox is now RDBX And dang, what do i do if the movie title is long? Abbreviate that too? Maybe start out reviewing movies with short titles!
Here goes!
LQMR: BLITZ. Jason Statham plays usual tough guy role. Subtitles a must to understand cockney accents. Worth $1 from rdbx.
bam.
papa.
