Welcome to February!
this month's theme is thebacknine to commemorate me passing the predicted midpoint of my lifespan(and apparently my secret love of golf euphemisms). all posts this month will contain morbid thoughts on being past my prime.
Enjoy!
My very first thought about this momentous occasion came about a week ago.
"Well, I guess I should probably start acting more mature."
My dear reader, let us end this first post here and allow my girlfriend, parents, and brother time to recover from their tears from laughter...ARE YOU GUYS DONE?
Alright.
