Take a picture of your check and deposit it to your bank while you do your other deposit. Pro tip: place check on bathroom tile floor, brace iPhone on knees to steady your shot, don't strain.
Never go to the library again. After all, that's where the homeless hang out and there are boogers in ALL the books. You can borrow free digital copies online. The boogers on your iPad screen are your own problem...
Tired of getting charged extra because you forgot to return your redbox movie? Or getting scratched up DVDs? Take your pick. Tons of companies to download rental movies.
And of course you can order every possible product online and never have to step into another store. Delivered right to your doorstep. How you get it from the doorstep to your throne room when your legs are numb is your problem.
Bam. Another quality post in the can. From the can. Pass the tp. I can't get up.
